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This is about an ePaper article that I had read on Trinity Mirror Midland's 'Birmingham Mail'. First would like to give you a brief up of the Newspaper. Trinity Mirror is the premier newspaper in the UK and the no.2 in Europe.
According to the article the Stilton Cheese Makers Association has bizarrely come up with a new brand of scent called the Eau de Stilton. They have chosen the glamourous TV presenter Cat Deeley to promote their product.
For those who are not aware of the Stilton Cheese. Here is a brief up:
Stilton Cheese is made in England and claimed by many as the chief variety of Cheese. This type of cheese gives out a very pungent aroma, which puts it among the most smelly objects around. The the Stilton Cheese production rights are given to only three regions of England, which are Derbyshire, Leicestershire and Nottinghamshire.
Now the FAQs
# Why would people try this weird scent?
1) Those people who would not want to be sniffed at by other people. As the caption goes 'not to be sniffed at' by others.
2)A man had said that the Stilton Cheese reminded him of a Scottish Bar. The nostalgic ones might just save it.
3)While another group of people who could try this are those living with the tag of being Style Icons (indifferently different and am sure they would beg to differ). We will have to wait to see if this is a fashion statement.
#Who might shell out any amount to buy this Scent:
1) Women who do not want to be sniffed by 'we men'.
2) The overly possessive men might also overuse it.
3) Employees of the Scottish Bar Association.
4) Pet-lovers and Mouse-hunters might also get it.
#A few unanswered questions:
1. Is it only for the Women? The Metrosexual men of today are surely going to find out.
2. The exact odour and the cost of the brand.
A final quote as Friends star Lisa Kudrow would sing.
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,What are they feeding you?Smelly Cat, Smelly CatIt's not your fault
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3 Comments:
Woah. Me got to try some S'ton scent. If Mac follows it def. works.
Whats Macs, a mouse or ur gf.
My mouse Macintosh.
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